Java vs Python

JAVA

V S

PYTHON

An island in Southeast Asia, part of Indonesia.

Has an area of 138,793.6 sq km and population of 145 million.

A family of

nonvenomous snakes found in Africa, Asia and Australia.

TYPING

Come on, it’ 21st century and they do have computers, everybody knows how to type.

Although many have tried to train them, nobody has yet teached a python to type.

SPEED

Well, it’s a freaking island, and islands tend to be rather slow. It barely even moves.

Produces sugarcane, tea, coffee and Java developers.

Quite fast as it has to catch a prey to survive.

PRODUCTIVITY

All they can do is dance when an Indian blows a pipe. Not very productive.