the Current Job Market

2020

Company: We hope you have a pulse because we’re about to pay you $100k and teach you everything you need to know!

Me: Yay I’m a software engineer!

2024

Company: You must know SQL, Java, Kubernetes, Docker, AWS, Terraform, Jenkins, CI/CD, C#, ServiceNow, NoSQL, GraphQL, Typescript, Spring, SpringBoot, Selenium, Maven, JUnit, Javascript, Jest, NodeJS, MongoDB, Angular, HTML, CSS, TCP IP, Linux, Virtualization, TLS, GCP, Bash, have active security clearance, masters degree CS or related field and minimum 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter, academic transcript, and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role, $22.50/hr. 800+ applications, job expired.