imagine Writing A Game In Assembly

Game Developers then :

*I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly

so it can run on most machines.”

“We made a shooter game

“Try out our new game!

that only takes up

First few levels are

97,280 bytes of space.”

free shareware!”

Triple A Game Developers now:

“Minimum requirements?

So long as your computer can turn on.”

“Sorry, we can’t work on fixing the game.

One of our employees keeps stealing breast milk from the female employees”

“Our game is 500GB,

You don’t need to play any other games, right?

Also there is a 50GB

update patch.”

“Optimization?

Just get a better PC bro.

You need at least

Next-gen to play without our game crashing.”

“Our singleplayer game is always-online.