How to look busy at work

thehonestyfish • 2h

I put a shitload of unnecessary wait statements in my code. That way every time I refresh, it takes 10 minutes to compile and run instead of, like, 30 seconds.

Bonus: I can periodically strip away the wait statements to

“optimize” my code for efficiency.

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Resies • 2h

I can periodically strip away the wait statements to

“optimize” my code for efficiency.

And nobody notices this in code reviews?

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thehonestyfish • 2h

code reviews

You’re under the impression that I work for a company that has their shit together. I do not.

Also, I’m not even a programmer, officially.

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pgold05 • 1h

Im not alone!