Notch did a bit of trolling

Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)01:13:43 No.547982001 ₽ 2>547982175 22547982342 2>547982548

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-adds tall black enemies that steal blocks

• they attack you if you look them in the eyes
• their language is distorted english
• they run fast and can’t swim
• same update as melons and cooked chicken
• same update as iron bars and jungle vines same update as sprinting and hunger

Padds big nosed merchants weeks later and golems that protect them months later

>this is the most popular game of all time

Unironically how the fuck did he get away with this?