help Is There A Doctor Among You

Dropped out of university for Java

Personally me is for Python

Have you read logs?

Have you run tests recently?

Python is slow

Google

РуРу

C is faster anyway

Why C if we have pluses?

Why pluses if Rust exists?

It’s legacy

Help! Is there a doctor among you?

It’s compiling in runtime for us

Byte codeis the base of crossplat form

But Rust isn’t production ready yet…

Maybe Go?

Your libs are wrappers for C

Leave C

for Torvalds.

Learn C++

Why the fuck C++?

You could propose

COBOL for him!

Shut up, yellow-beaks!

Don’t touch COBOL!

I have the whole New York stock exchange running on it since 60s!