How to build a horse with programming

HOW TO BUILD A HORSE WITH

PROGRAMMING

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YOU BUILT A HORSE

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IT’S UGLY AS HELL AND HAS LOTS OF DANGLING PARTS, BUT IT GETS THE JOB DONE

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YOU REALLY WANT TO BUILD A HORSE

BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO BUILD A HORSE FACTORY

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YOUR HORSE ARRIVED IN DIFFERNT PACKAGES

YOU BUILT THE HORSE, BUT THE BACKBONE CAME OUT ANGULAR, SO THE HORSE IS PARALYZED

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YOU HAD A FAST, BEAUTIFUL HORSE

BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT IS

COBOL

YOU BUILT THE HORSE IN 1962

IT CAN ONLY BE TAMED

BY

THE ORIGINAL CREATOR.

PjOR ALL OTHER PURPOSES

IT’S A DRAGON.

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THE HORSE WORKS

BEST WHEN DRESSED IN A CAMEL COSTUME

WHEN YOU TRY TO USE IT AS ANYTHING ELSE THAN A CAMEL, IT GETS A BIT

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ASSEMBLY

THE HORSE TURNS OUT

A LITTLE BASIC

BUT BOY CAN IT RUN!

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YOU BUILT A TROJAN HORSE

IT RELEASES

HUNDREDS OF TINY HORSES TO PUNISH YOU EVERY DAY, FOREVER.