thinks he’ll get a promotion if the boss notices how hard he is working
didn’t lie on his resume
“Virgin Hard Worker”
graduated from college and now has to work to repay his debt
is greatful to be working listens to podcasts that will help him become a more effective worker
tries to hide when he is on youtube even when it is for work
3990714
lunch breaks never go longer than 60 minutes
hopes to have a career in business administration or data entry
tries to be friends with the cute receptionist
“Chad Time Thief”
Doesn’t snitch on others when they are goofing off as well
makes memes on company time
takes time out of his busy schedule to enjoy some funny videos
realizes his job is pointless so does the minimum to not get fired
clocks in from hour lunch says he’s still on lunch
YoLO
always take the 2 paid breaks he is entitled to
ProgrammerHumor.io
spends an hour messing with chair height settings
said he has a masters in computer science on his resume, never writen a line of code
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